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This is a blog for animal rights activists who are concerned about the misogynist, racist, homophobic and transphobic tactics used by PETA.   
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Get your juvenile on....
I love Republicans.

No, seriously! Have you heard that they're trying to re-name the Democratic party the Democrat Socialist Party? It delights me to learn that you can now re-name groups without their permission, so I, too, have taken this opportunity to join in the re-naming fun. Now, hold on to your faux fur hats, because this will be a highly intellectual exercise. And by intellectual, I mean you might get to use the word "poopy."

That's right, my revolutionary friends! We're going to re-name PETA! Please note that the suggestions below are ones that I've only come up with between now and getting home from work, so they are probably not as hilarious as they could be if I had a more democratic, er, Democrat Socialist attitude. But even an empress takes suggestions, so e-mail or leave your re-names below and I'll add them to the poll if they are pleasing to me and if I get a chance. Bribery will also help your cause. Of course, not having your entry there at the beginning means you'll start out behind, but if you are part of a privileged group you may consider it a free lesson in unpacking the invisible knapsack. See, sometimes you DO learn things here at Vegans Against PETA!

(Note: I've mostly stuck with keeping the acronym the same, because I figure name recognition is very important. Plus I don't want to invite uncomfortable comparisons to Prince. But other naming schemes are welcome if they're awesome enough.)

(PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Somewhere along the line, the poll disappeared from this entry and refused to come back, so I've simply posted an image of the entries. If I recall correctly, the winner was "PENIS ERECTION TITS ASS ZOMG!!!" It warms my heart to know that you all share my impressively low level of maturity.)
posted by The Venerable Vegan Empress @ 6:23 PM  

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